SIMPLE Pleasures.

Downtown Windsor Bay.hours of operation:Monday - Saturday: 8pm - 3amlast call at 2amSunday: Closed, go touch grass you horny fuckers.

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ROLEPLAYING INSIGHTS

An Inclusive Team of Performers and StaffAt Simple Pleasures, diversity is the heart of the club's success. The club boasts a staff and performer lineup that goes beyond traditional gender roles. Here, male, female, trans, and non-binary individuals all come together to create an atmosphere of acceptance and celebration. The dancers bring their unique charm and talent to the stage, ensuring every guest finds someone they can connect with, whether it’s a sultry, seductive performance, an energetic dance routine, or an intimate show.
The staff mirrors this commitment to inclusivity, welcoming patrons from all walks of life. Bartenders, waitstaff, security, and management are highly trained professionals who not only provide exceptional service but also promote a safe and welcoming environment for all. It's a culture built on mutual respect, creating a community where everyone is seen, heard, and celebrated.
Premiere Events and Diverse EntertainmentWhile exotic dancing is at the core of Simple Pleasures, it’s far from the only form of entertainment offered. The nightclub is home to premiere events that cater to a variety of tastes and interests, ensuring that each visit is a new and exciting experience. Monthly drag shows are one of the crown jewels of Simple Pleasures. These performances aren’t just about glamorous costumes and over-the-top theatrics, they’re a celebration of self-expression, performance art, and inclusivity.Additionally, DJs frequently spin at Simple Pleasures, turning the dance floor into a pulsating, electric space where beats and bodies sync in perfect harmony. The club hosts themed events such as fetish nights, retro parties, or underground raves , each offering something for everyone.The club also hosts immersive performances such as burlesque shows, live music, and even stand-up comedy events, ensuring there’s always something new to explore. From leather-clad dominatrixes to sultry jazz singers, Simple Pleasures delivers multi-layered entertainment that feels as inclusive and diverse as the people who attend.An Exclusive Space with a Strong Sense of CommunityWhat sets Simple Pleasures apart from other adult venues is its unwavering dedication to creating an inclusive community. Patrons of all backgrounds, identities, and preferences are welcome, and the space is designed with a luxurious, yet intimate atmosphere that encourages connection. The club's sleek interior, with plush seating areas, mood lighting, and private booths, allows for both group revelry and intimate conversations, giving guests the space they need to enjoy a wide range of experiences.VIP access ensures that the most loyal and dedicated patrons can enjoy exclusive services, such as bottle service, private shows, and personal interaction with the performers. Whether guests are seeking a wild night out with friends or a romantic rendezvous in one of the intimate VIP suites, Simple Pleasures caters to every whim and desire.A Night of Escape and FreedomAt the heart of Simple Pleasures is the idea that everyone deserves the chance to escape from the stresses of daily life and indulge in a night of pleasure without judgment or shame. It’s a space where individuals can be unapologetically themselves, explore their sensuality, and experience entertainment that pushes boundaries and celebrates the beauty of human expression.The performers, staff, and patrons alike create a symbiotic relationship based on respect, freedom, and a shared understanding that Simple Pleasures is not just a nightclub, but a movement in favor of inclusivity, respect, and unapologetic enjoyment.

VENUE RULES

below will be the general rules of attendance and how guests should conduct themselves at the venue. should anyone break any behavioral conducts, you will be asked to leave and issued a warning. if the behaviors persist, clients will be blacklisted.Simple Pleasures is an adult-themed entertainment venue catering to those with means and money. VIP packages start at $225. SIN (service industry nights) at Simple Pleasures uses a variety of entertainment programming to attract various clientele, including hospitality industry guests and VIPs. Every week, event producers and promoters host a sexy, VIP nightclub crowd, talented DJs, a variety of special events & performances, and, of course, the sexy Simple Pleasure dancers, to keep everyone coming & entertained.

GENERAL RULES

  1. Do not harrass the staff. Staff, including security, dancers, front of house, bartenders and wait-staff will be treated with respect.

  2. Payment Due at Time of Service. Checks are not accepted. Credit Cards are required for booking any VIP packages.

  3. The staff are not sex workers. Touching is not permitted. There is no secret VIP package for favorites or regulars.

  4. we do not tolerate usage of slurs, homophobia, racism, transphobia, etc. bigotry is not welcome at Simple Pleasures. you will be asked to leave, & promptly banned.

  5. please leave any & all drama outside the gates. You don't like someone? Take it outside. There's a boxing gym down the road.

  1. this is a strictly 21+ venue. if a guest is under 21, they will not permitted to enter. Anyone attempting to enter while being underage will be blacklisted.

  2. Do not: Harass any guest with the intention of piggybacking into a VIP package. If you can't afford it, charge it. If you can't charge it - find a different venue.

  3. Last Call: Is 2am. the venue closes at 3am. All guests are expected to be out of the venue and off of the premises by 3am.

  4. Any Issues:. Speak to the manager on duty. Do not ask to speak to Rafe directly, no one likes the outcome when Rafe is called to the floor.

  5. Drinking & Drug Use. Taxis, ubers and private drivers are available. Drug use is prohibited. Any drugs found on the premises will be confiscated.

VENUE INFORMATION

GENERAL ADMISSION: $85Simple Pleasures offers provocative entertainers, full bottle service and an extensive list of wines and champagnes. We also offer our complimentary concierge services with deluxe amenities including designer suites with private butlers, concierge services and varying themes to satisfy every indulgence.Simple Pleasures is connected to the local bistro, which offers delicious steakhouse favorites with the beauty of the Simple Pleasure entertainers!Whether guests are in the main room with the seductive blue and purple lighting, or behind the red curtain of the private booths and suites, they're in for an exhilarating night .

VIP Packages

Limited Packages

Couples Packages

  • Package Includes:

  • Complimentary Transportation (within10 mile radius)

  • Complimentary Admission

  • VIP Host Assigned

  • Reservations at local restaurant + (20% discount on your dinner)

  • Bottle of House Wine w/Dinner

  • VIP Table on Main Floor w/Bottle of Moe Base Price: at $285

Bachelor/ette Parties

  • The Last Night Out: Enjoy a VIP experience with 1 bottle of Goose or Patron and 1 bottle of Moet, plus a VIP table in our exclusive section. This package includes complimentary admission for up to 6 guests, a luxury Sprinter pick-up within a 10-mile radius, a dedicated VIP host, and a digital TV screen featuring your guest of honor's picture. Add-ons are also available. - Base Price: $483

  • The Pleasures' $500 Table: This package includes open seating, complimentary admission for 5, a VIP table on the main floor, and a $500 food & beverage credit for bottles, drinks, and food. You'll also have a VIP host for the duration, with an estimated time of 2 hours. Base Price: $683

  • The Pleasures' $1,000 Table: The ultimate experience with plenty of hydration and visual stimulation. This package includes open seating, complimentary admission for 10, a $1000 food & beverage credit for bottles, drinks, and food, a table on the VIP floor, and a VIP host for the duration, with an estimated time of 2 hours. Base Price: $1,183

  • The Pleasures' Champion Table: The Championship Table offers the best seats in the house, allowing guests to enjoy the top entertainment in Windsor Bay. This package includes open seating, complimentary admission for 15, a $2000 food & beverage credit for bottles, drinks, and food, a cabana or booth on the VIP floor, a championship belt, 5 dances, a VIP host, and an estimated time of 3 hours. Base Price: $2,735

Dancer Packages

  • Private Room Reservation: Book a private room reservation and get up close and personal with your favorite performer! This limited-time offer includes a 30-minute private room, a VIP host, and complimentary admission. *Base Price: $1,175

  • The Ultimate Dinner: This package includes a 3-course dinner, limo pick-up with your favorite performer, a VIP host, and complimentary admission. Base Price: $2,500

  • Romance Your Dancer: This package includes a 1-hour private limo bus ride with your favorite performer, complimentary admission for 10, a bottle of Dom Perignon Rosé, 1 dozen roses, a VIP host, and complimentary admission. Base Price: $3,000

Add-Ons

  • ADD MORE SPICE:

  • - Dances generally cost anywhere between $20-$40 per 3 or 3 & 1/2 min song.

  • There are more intimate options available in the private rooms. This is where some of the larger rooms are equipped with custom music and Tv’s.

  • Don’t Feel comfortable on the main floor, you can always move to a private room for 15-60 minutes.

  • Due to the different sizes and themes this could range from $400 to $1500 depending on what is chosen.

  • - Additional Themes: Divorce Parties, Birthday Parties and Corporate Events

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